Ten New Stats on America’s Self-Pleasuring (Adult Content)

No matter how divided this country gets, at least we can all agree on one thing:  Getting busy ourselves early and often.

Here are 10 new stats from a study on America’s self-pleasuring habits.  Check ’em out . . .

 

  1. Only 84% of Americans say they’ve pleasured themselves.  Who are the 16% who haven’t?

 

  1. That includes 91% of men and 78% of women.

 

  1. The average age when people do it for the first time is 14-and-a-half.

 

  1. 37% of women and 21% of men say getting-it-on with themselves is BETTER than having sex with another person.

 

  1. 60% of people do it at least once a week.

 

  1. 32% of men and 27% of women regularly self-pleasure in the shower . . . 6% of men and 2% of women do it in the car . . . and 3% of men and 2% of women do it at work.

 

  1. 27% of men and 9% of women say they’ve had a, quote, “mishap” happen while they were doing it . . . like someone else walking into the room.

 

  1. 75% of men and 55% of women use porn.

 

  1. 5% of men and 39% of women use a vibrating toy.

 

  1. And finally, 39% of men and 29% of women say they’ve pleasured themselves in a, quote, “weird” way . . . which includes using strange objects or in a strange place.

 

(Tenga)